It's a dangerous world out there not even the food you eat can be deemed safe, take tonight for example here I was minding my own buisness eating my Pork Chop when suddenly a giant clump of Pork gets caught in my throat... OMG! scariest thing EVER! couldnt breath, im sure I turned several shades of blue before I had the ingenious idea of giving myslef a karate chop on the back of the neck covering my keyboard in Pork essence and thus saving my life.
It makes you wonder though in a state of panic i could have died at the keyboard, a not too plesent image I must say, and after it all i jsut see in my head an image of my tombstone saying "Death by Pork Chop!"
Maggles
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Hmmmm. i guess u should really try chewin ur food, that why we have teeth ;)
ps i know i had a mistype in the name:(
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